Shane+A

Hi. My name is Shane Albert and apparently I have to write about myself to you. I have no idea why we are writing this or even doing this. But I guess if you wish to know about me then here is my Wiki page to tell you how I am and what I like to do. So, I do have animals and I think 2 of them are 2 years old and another is 1. they are all dogs, thats all as pets I like. If I had a cat at my house my dog would totally bite its face off, haha it's a Great Dane mix. I have 1 sister, 1 brother in-law and a little niece. I do like to play video games... But when I'm not I'm usually outside or something. My favorite website is The Powder Game. You can like make your own bombs and blow things up. I think it's pretty fun, and very entertaining when you are bored. I don't read books but apparently I have to say one that I really liked. So if I had to pick one it would be The Lightning Thief.

= My Dream =

Once I had a dream that a monkey took me to the moon. We were going to the moon to see if there was any diamonds up there. It took us awhile to get to the moon, especially when you are riding a two-seater bicycle all the way there. The monkey just popped up out of no where and says... get on now! So thats how i got stuck in this situation that I'm in inside my dream. So finally when we got there, there was diamonds and bedrock. I took as many diamonds as I could and shoved them in my pockets. They were really heavy to, and thats when I started to notice something. I had no helmet on! No suite, no boots and no phone service. Then I couldn't breathe anymore... At all. So the monkey is just standing there laughing at me cause I cant breathe! So since he couldn't save me, The Power Rangers came up and said, "Don't worry! We'll save you!". So the red Power Ranger comes up and round houses me in the face and kicks me off the moon. as Im falling my heart was beating faster than race day at Daytona. As I was falling I still couldn't breathe. I finally reach Earth and landed through my ceiling and fell into my bed. I woke up with a shock and couldn't breathe. And that was my really messed up dream

= My Day In The Kitchen =

One day, I was home alone and it was like 10:00 in the morning. My mom was gone at work and my dad was in Lansing. I was really hungry and we didn't have any microwave food to just nuke some pizza rolls or something. I attempted to make breakfast burritos and it did NOT turn out very good in our house. Ok I said to myself, how hard could this be? Well first of all I didn't put butter in the pan so it burnt, and second of all I caught my kitchen on fire... There was no one home but me and I did end up putting the fire out, but I didn't know what to eat afterwards. I called my mom and she said that she was on her way home. I told myself "I have to get this cleaned up or I'm in big trouble". So u want to know what I did? I put a blankets over the counter and taped them down, (not the best idea). She came home and asked "Why are there blankets all over the place?) I said cause it was getting cold in here. So... she took them off and saw her burnt counter tops and she says "Oh my God why are my counters burnt!) so I said Mom... Please don't leave me here with no food... It turns out bad. And that was the end of that.

= Best Memory =

My best Memory would have to be when I was like, 5 years old. nobody believes me but I swear I saw a bee that was the size of my head. I don't know if it was a dream or if it was real. I think it was real but I don't think bees get that big, and if it was a dream it felt so real. I remember it like it was yesterday, it stinger was HUGE, and its eyes were redish brownish. It was the most scariest thing ever, and I sprayed it with water and it started chasing me and I ran inside my house, looked out the window and it was gone. I have no idea where it went or even if it was real. Maybe it was my imagination but it just, felt so real it was weird.


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