Dreams

Ever notice how the oddest things seem natural in a dream WHILE you're dreaming them? For instance, it totally makes sense when the guy at the McDonald's counter asks you to hold the baby unicorn for a sec while he takes the rocket up through the roof to go get the bad guy who just stole the McDonald's grape bucket?

==What is the strangest, weirdest, craziest dream you've ever had? Explain every detail you can remember, and even your thoughts during the dream if you can remember those. If you complete the dream portion, explain your thoughts after you woke up, and any experiences trying to tell everyone about your weird dream.==

I once had a dream with Bob Saget in it. At the time, "Full House" was a popular TV show, and he also hosted "America's Funniest Home Videos." But in my dream, he and I were somehow working at a childcare facility with really little kids, and he was dressed as a dalmatian. I don't KNOW why, but like I said earlier, it seemed to make sense at the time. I didn't question it. Anyway, one of the sweet little girls from "Full House" was chasing all of us around the daycare place with some kind of knife or something, like she was Freddy Kruger. It was very scary at the time, and in the dream we were really afraid of her, but when I woke up I had a hard time explaining to people why I'd had a scary dream with Bob Saget who was dressed as a dalmatian while Jodi Sweetin chased us around with a butcher knife. It's just hard to say out loud!