Logan

I am a 7th grader who goes to Central Montcalm Middle School. Some things I likes to do is fishing, climbing, swimming and playing football. My favorite football team is the Detroit Lions. I enjoying shooting my guns and bow but i love to rollerblade and ride my rip stick. //** Some web sites that I like to use. **// //** youtube **// //**balloon tower defense**//

//** What I Have For Pets **// I only have a fish for a pet but soon my family is going to get a dog. The dog is a pit-bull mixed with a chocolate lab. The soon to be mine, dogs name is going to be buster. I do not know much bout the dog but I know it will be going to a better home. Some small stories I had made a while back //** Dead squirrel on the road **//

Dear dead squirrel on the road I am going to give you advise. Every time I look out the window I see a dead squirrel and it gave me a thought of giving you advise on how to stay alive. The number one thing a squirrel needs to remember when traveling across the road. TO LOOK BOTH WAYS and failure to look both ways usually ends up with a dead squirrel and guts on a passing semi. No mater what looks so good over there looks it’s almost never worth ending up on the tire of a semi. The number two thing a squirrel needs to remember is to mind the nuts. If a person tries to feed you a nut they are being kind. When in a situation when some one is trying to give you a nut take the nut slowly and DO NOT ATTACK THEM! Unless it is the person that ran over than your brother then you have all the rights to grab the nut then spaz out on them. The final and third thing a squirrel needs to remember is where to hide your loot. Then you gather some nuts and valuables from humans you always need a safe place to hide them until u sell then on the squirrel black market. A common place to hid the valuables is in your nest or home but that is too expected so it need to some place more unknown and privet like an under grown bunker made from oak wood. An under ground oak bunker is quite safe and for a little bit extra protection set up bare traps around the bunker. All you unsafe squirrel out there read this several times because it can keep you alive longer. Watch out for semis and mind your nuts!

**// How To Survive Life As A Hobo //** Can You Survive Life As A Hobo? Being a hobo takes skill, and an appetite for disgusting food and also social skill! In this paper you will figure out if you if you can survive life as a hobo!

Step one is the same as any survival experiences. What you need to find is water. There are simple and extremely hard ways to get water. The simplest is to STEAL IT! A way to steal it is when some one has water just take it AND RUN! The extremely hard one is scale a tall building with a gutter and cerate a hole in it so water can drip through it and stand under it hold your mouth open and drink up. If you are not able to do that YOU WILL DIE.

In order to find food you must be able to eat discussing things in order to survive. The easiest way to get food is to steal it but so you do not get caught you use a fishing pole with a treble hook on it and cast it where ever there is food and set the hook then reel in and you just might just have a meal waiting for you. The second way is way more extreme First you need 15+ toothpicks and a strong rubber band and fling them at people with food and hope they get frightened an drop it and come up to them and pick it up an flee the seen.

The next step is shelter there are only a few options for shelter but all are not easy. The first is set up any type of shelter right up to a warm building and some how make a hole in the building leading to your shelter to supply warmth to your shelter. Also there is the old fashion cardboard box but it is not as simple as you would think. For this you will need shredded newspaper and 3 cardboard boxes each a little bigger than the other once you have gathered all the materials put the boxes in side each other and fill the gaps with newspaper to insulate your box and just flip it back over And you have a nice house. //** What goes trough my mind when I lose my ipod. **// maybe my mom was right if I cleaned my room I might be able to find things… hahah what am I thinking I will just look where I was last. Ok I made a sandwich I hope I did not mistake that as ham! I guess I am going to need a drink if looking is going to be this tiring. And as soon as I look in the fridge there is my iPod right next to the mustard!
 * // Ten reasons why to learn a new language . //**

1. you can talk to people and they will not under stand you. 2. You can be mean in a whole new way. 3. It would be awesome. 4. I could talk to Iggy and William. 5. I could rub it in my sisters face. 6. learn to say fart in every language. 7. mess with peoples minds! 8. I could go to a chinese restaurant ask if they have any mexican food and order in german just to confuse every buddy. 9. I would be able to watch the spanish channel. 10. I could con people in many different languages.

**// My favorite book that I read this year is procession of the dead //** i really like the book procession of the dead because it has suspense and it is a horror novel. The book is about a man who came to a city and its green fog and has no idea what has done before coming to the city, he came to leave his mark on the city but his life before is nothing but blank. This book has a lexile of 670 so it is an easy read and it got me 23 points. This book is by far my favorite book i have ever read.