Garrison

As you may NOT know my name is Garrison. And as being the only one with this name it is my soul duty to annoy everyone. I am also part of a very exclusive group that has very few people in each school. The Gingers. If you look around you will see a dwindling number of gingers. Real ones anyway. Many people are bent on imitating the real ones. Again as you may not know Ginger become vary sick if a photograhpic image is taken of them. Ask any of us. If anyone asks what you are reading please tell them to turn away now. Or they could possibly be a spy from our nemesis's the people with black hair. They have spy's everywhere. Be vary suspicious. If you haven't noticed the color of my font has changed because I am tired of changing the colors. So from now on it'll be plain ol' black font with whit background. On another note you might've also noticed the videos up top. BUT you didn't care about my interests. Now this is where i actually talk about myself. I am 13 year old Male. Average height and weight. But I (like I said before) am a ginger. My interests include: Playing the saxophone, reading and acting like a complete stupid.

The craziest dream just happened recently. It began like this: as I fell asleep I was teleported into the game Halo 2 as Master chief. When I died there, I became I was me again in a cyborg amoeba going into a star destroyer. I then killed Darth Vader. As I was enjoying intergalactic victory I died again. Then I was reborn as a Martian that needed oxygen. So I imploded. Then I woke up. Then I realized that I was in a rocket to the middle of the clown nebula. Where I created a mega-Nuke that blew up the universe. Then I woke up for real in my garage.

The two meeting today are: The Power Rangers and The Wiggles + Elmo They meet at a triathlon. When the both lose they team together to Form The Power Wiggles + Elmo. As their reign of destruction continues for hundreds of years (They can’t die because they are TV characters.) Only one ever living man can stop them Chuck Norris. As Chuck Norris attacks the Power Wiggles Palace of Skulls he isn't fazed at all. He is attacked by hundreds of batman clones. But because he doesn't have any real powers he (All of them) are powerless to even slow him down. As he enters the main hallway he is ambushed and LETS himself be captured. Now we join our hero over a pit of burning muscle supplements. he breaks free easily. He once again makes his way to the throne room. Then as he anticipated there was a guard, it was his greatest foe but now there were six of him. Bruce Lee. in mere milliseconds they are in battle it takes ten hours to defeat them all. From there he takes an easy stroll to the Throne Room. When he reaches the throne room he easily takes down the wiggles.But the power rangers were a different story they were well trained warriors that had like 30 movies. But again they fall to his mighty fist. then as he wipes the blood of hi hands Elmo jumps from the ceiling with a knife he succeeds in getting Chuck in the arm. Enraged by this he throws Elmo out the window into the burning pit of Muscle supplements. Chuck then uses his ability to give life to restore all that was lost in the mighty war. To Be Continued?

History is bloody, So am I. Napoleon Failed I Will Not, today Softball Sized breath mints for you Come ride my Ferris Wheel, Ninja Your face will cave in tomorrow. please stop attacking me little Giraffe giant ogre flying mammal bouncing frogs fortified cheese running rapid through pizza

Listed below are some of my favorite sites to screw around on. http://ruckasworld.com/ http://www.youtube.com/ http://armorgames.com/

The complete truth of me. Written by Garrison 7th Grader.

this is not the real me just who I want to be.