Joshua

Hi I am Josh Naert. I live in Crystal Michigan. I go to Central Montcalm Middle School where I wrestle and power lift. So far in powerlifting I got state record for dead lifts. I have three pets, a dog, cat and guinea pig, some of my hobbies are fishing, hunting, and quad riding, I mostly ride my quad. I got a racing quad but I don't race it. [] My Book Report My favorite book I read this year is Holes. It is about a boy the was at the wrong place at the wrong time and was arrested and had to go to a juvenile camp. He had to dig one hole a day and then later in the book. His friend ran away and he went after him a day later. And when they got back to camp at night and dug in a hole were he found a lipstick tube. They have to find cool things and show it to the warden

Here are some of my favorite things I wrote this year:

=The Thing under The Rug=

This guy was just reading his news paper when he saw a thing moving under his rug he didn’t move because he was scared but then it went away a week went by and he forgot about it the next week came and he was make dinner and he at in his living room little did he know that the thing under the rug was waiting for him and after he ate the thing under the rug charge he but when he seen it was to late it ate the last piece of pizza. The guy went up stairs and got his shot gun he started to blast a way at it but missed all five time so he sat down and the thing came up to him and then what he that was a tail so he petted it and it became his friend and know the thing under the rug was he pet.


 * //HUNTING//**


 * //I like to hunt. But my dad had surgery so it is hard to go out hunting. I like hunting with my dad. The other night we went hunting to big does came out and they were to far out to shoot. Because it was to far for my bow. We have to get corn and put it out there to get the deer to come in closer. If we go to Carson City to get four bags of corn for 20 dollar. When my dad get crossbow. I going to hunt in a different part of the woods and I are going to get a buck and he is going to be Jealous. Tuesday night my dad shot a doe with his new crossbow. But it got to dark to see. Then my dad went to the neighbor’s. To see if he would help he said he would get his lantern to help and then at 8:30 we went out and tried to find it. We jump it twice and that is when we went back up to the house. He is to try to find it Wednesday morning. When we jumped those deer Tuesday night they were two different deer then the one my dad shoot. The next day dad and Scott went out to find it but they didn’t find it. It was to far way to go farther so the stop and didn’t find it. And that is why I like to hunt with my dad.//**

The M&M War

My M&M went to war when he was 28 some how the M&M’s went to war with Skittles And during the war hen got his arms shot off so he has robotic arms now so when he gets better he will going destroy all of the Skittles But for now till he gets better he is working in the factory for making the guns that they use in the war. And then he went back and destroyed the skittle factory. The M&M were happy till the skittles came. There was a three day war and at the end the M&M and Skittles were still enemies. But they never ever fought again. And my M&M did not come back from that three day war. This pictures is in memorial to this brave soldier that died in the M&M and Skittle war.

this is what my sisters guinea pig looks