The+Snow+Battle

The Snow Battle
Last winter my neighbors and I were building snow forts because it was serious or we would all die. We had to protect ourselves from the crazy umpa loompas. They can put up a good fight to! The crazy umpa loomps were well trained, and we had to stop them before they took over the world. They used double barrel shotgun snowball shooters that knocked you out if you got hit. They also have good aim too. It is very hard to beat them because they are so small. They are trained by the biggest, the meanest, and the craziest umpa loompa out there. He is so bad he shall not be named. They only live in cold weather that is thirty degrees and lower. They feed an your brains and internal organs. The brains help them learn quicker everyday. So they are very smart too. We had to build our forts perfectly or we would die! If they weren’t perfect then they would knock down the forts, knock us out, and eat our brains and internal organs. Then everybody would die and the rest would be doomed! So we spent everyday building the forts so we were ready to fight. We made many snowballs and then froze them until they were ice. We did that for our one barrel shotgun snowball shooter. Then we might be able to knock them out and put them in prison or an insane asylum. Then we could live in peace. We didn’t know when they were coming, so that made it worse. There were only three of us and hundreds of them. We were making our forts one day and Jenna, the youngest one of our group, did something wrong to her fort and it fell apart. So she said, “Screw it. I’m done”. Then she said, “You guys can have my gun and snowballs”. So I took over Jenna’s gun because I was the best shot. We spent two weeks making our forts and they were huge. We put little holes in the forts so we could hide and watch for when they come. The next day they came. We were ready. They were coming up Camburn St and Lincoln St. We didn’t now there were going to be so many crazy umpa loompas. But all of a sudden they stopped and there was a noise. We all looked up and saw Jenna in a helicopter with super snowball shooters all over it. Jenna was operating a super snowball shooter turret. Now it was a little more fair but not really. Then fourteen more helicopters showed up with my friends in them. The helicopters were like the one Jenna was in. now it was fair. We wanted to really fight now. That’s when it happened. The crazy umpa loompas flipped out and started shooting without permission. So we started to fire back. This was so crazy! They took out two of the helicopters in the first ten minutes. They were going down fast because of the helicopter’s guns. Autumn and I were taking out one every minute. When there were only twenty of them, one helicopter, Autumn and I were left. It was hard because they would dodge our shots and try to take out the helicopter. I had two guns, so it was easier to shoot. Then the helicopter was coming down, so Jenna jumped out and landed in the snow next to our forts. So I threw Jenna her gun some snowballs and she went into Autumn’s fort because Autumn needed cover to rebuild her fort for more protection. Then there were only ten crazy umpa loompas left. So Jenna and I decided to try to shoot the guns out of their hands and fight. Luckily they slid down the so we ran and fought. Autumn ran to and we almost lost. But we knocked them and we won! We went nuts. We were so happy that we won. After we were done we went inside and slept. We slept forever. We had just saved the world.